Jon Gosselin, you’ve just filed for divorce from the mother of your eight kids, who happen to star on TLC’s highest rated program, what are you going to do???
“I’m going to Disneyland the South of France with my soon-to-be ex-wife’s plastic surgeon’s daughter to meet with a top fashion designer on his yacht to discuss starting my own children’s clothing line!!!”
I can’t make this stuff up.
Jon reportedly made the trip to St. Tropez with his new girlfriend, 23-year-old Hailey Glassman, who is the daughter of the plastic surgeon who performed Kate Gosselin’s 2006 tummy tuck. I’ll have to keep that in mind when searching for a doctor to do something to repair the damage of breastfeeding two children.
Jon and his girlfriend went aboard a yacht to talk with designer Christian Audigier, of Ed Hardy (aka Madonna “trucker hat”) fame. Audigier approached Daddy Dearest to collaborate on a children’s line that will be modeled by Gosselin’s kids.
“Kids?! What kids?!”
Gosselin told People magazine, “every ten minutes I keep thinking about the kids and missing them.”
As Gosselin strolled the streets and high-end boutiques of St. Tropez hand-in-hand with his new little cupcake, I almost believed him.
It’s okay, reality will hit home soon enough. Jon and Kate resumes filming Tuesday for the rest of their season, airing August 3rd.
Say au reuvoir, Jon. The party’s over.
Comments
erikajean
July 14th, 2009 - 11:08:31 AM
yeah it sucks, but who cares anymore - honestly.
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