Congratulations on your pregnancy! If you haven’t read the first part to this very important series, we’ve been discussing the top 5 annoying things people will do while you’re pregnant. This brings us to the last 3 annoying things people do like…
3. People will want to touch you.
This is the worst of all of them – people will want to touch you. More than likely these people will be 1) old 2) dirty and 3) creepy. These people, I’m fairly certain, just go around touching whoever they can and a pregnant girl is their driver’s permit.
What to Do:
- The Stare: Make that person feel every bit as creepy as you know in your heart that they are. Don’t let them get away with it – make it the most awkward moment the two of you have experienced. Then walk away slowly, looking over your shoulder every couple of seconds to let others know of the person’s creepiness.
- The MoonWalk: If you haven’t learned the moonwalk yet – Now is probably the time – Simply slither your way back with a laugh and moonwalk your way out the door. If you don’t know how to do the moonwalk – we offer a moonwalk guide.
2. People will want to help you: opening doors, letting you in front of the line.
Okay, so this isn’t annoying – but this article was turning into a downer. This is the best part of being pregnant– and I want you to enjoy this for as long as humanly possible. The moment your baby comes out of you and you start carting him/her around – you will lose this wonderful privilege. Cherish it.
What to Do:
- Be High Maintenance: If you haven’t seen any movies with women of the 18th century you should start. Basically, it requires you to be the damsel in distress. Look winded after opening every door, look around helplessly when you realize an item is just beyond your reach flat footed – anything possible to get other people to realize that you need to waited on hand and foot. Disclaimer: This may not work as well with your significant other.
1. Everyone will give you advice (Even if you don’t want it)
From what diaper you should use to the ins and outs of pregnancy gas, everyone has an opinion and feels that you shouldn’t go another day in your pregnancy without it. This can be tough from your family let alone the complete strangers that will want you to bend an ear. So here’s how you should handle it:
- Just Agree: Say WOW I was going to do the same thing – and just MOVE ALONG. If you disagree with them it will last 3x as long as it needs to.
- IPOD Relief: Bring an iPod wherever you go, when someone starts talking, wait a couple of minutes, pop out the iPod and say “I’m sorry were you speaking to me?”, usually they will get flustered and simply walk away.
- Pleasant but Busy Smile & Nod: See “People will ask you if you’re expecting with a worried look on your face” for more information.
YOUR TURN!
What’s the most annoying thing people do to you while your pregnant? Have any tips to elude them?
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Previous Posts
Holy Sh&t! You’re Pregnant Guide: So you think you’re pregnant? (Part I)
Holy Sh&t! You’re Pregnant Guide: So you think you’re pregnant? (Part II)
